Couldn't Think of It

The Ice Wins Again February 8, 2011

Been awhile since I’ve posted a nice drinking story…but you probably didn’t need me to tell you that if you figured out I fell on my ass!

I watched the UFC this past Saturday night at my buddy’s house and we were drinking and having a good time. Our friend Greg doesn’t drink too much but he decided to have some adult beverages and just stay the night. I would have crashed there too but they have a cat and I’m allergic to the little shits. I didn’t have to walk too far so I just started walking my way home. There weren’t many cars on the roads so I didn’t have to play Frogger and dodge oncoming cars. I got a little more than halfway home and that’s when it happened…

BAM!

I fell flat on my ass in a huge puddle lined with ice. I went down hard too. A beer went flying out of my pocket and down the street. I got up pretty quick when I saw my litle buddy sliding away. This wasn’t going to be a Tom Hanks/Wilson moment from Cast Away I was going down the hill to get him!

So I waddle myself as quickly and safely as I could. Actually, it was probably more like a shuffle. I catch up to the now disoriented beer and put him back in my pocket. I’m soaking wet now to by the way, and I turn around to head back up…

WHAM! “DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!”

I shit you not I fell again! Right on my ass and back both times. I’m lucky I didn’t crack my skull. This might have been karma’s way of getting me back for dropping my friend Jess last Saturday night. The SAME BEER took off again and I chased him again. Don’t get excited I don’t fall again.

The moment I picked up the beer the first time I knew I had a blog. Here’s a funny video of people falling on ice.