If I Were a Dad… June 19, 2011
Posted by todoubled22 in Misc..Tags: embarrass, father's day, holes, humor, kids, socks
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…my kids would buy me socks.
Why socks and not a tie? A nice wide tie is a staple of Father’s Day gift giving and I do love that tradition, but I would like socks because all my socks have holes in them and I just don’t like buying socks. Isn’t that one of the reasons you have kids, so they can buy you stuff like that (with your own money, of course)?
My kids would be embarrassed when I took off my work shoes and the little piggy who went to the market is saying hello. Now that I think about it I would embarrass them with new socks as well…
If they bought white tube socks, I could hike them up and wear sandals for the ever fashionable white socks and sandals look.
If they went with dress socks, I could put on some white sneakers a sexy speedo and go mow the lawn in front of their friends!
Man, my kids are gonna love me someday!
Happy Father’s Day to all the great father’s (and single mothers).
