Why I want to marry a tv weather girl…

er, I mean, meteorologist…sorry.

So I hear there’s this trend across the country to hire female meteorologists. That’s pretty cool because the ones we get to see around these parts are pretty attractive. Just to name a few:

Dylan Dreyer, WHDH

Melissa Mack, WBZ

Danielle Niles, NECN (She’s a Weymouth, Ma native!)

J.C. Monahan, WCVB

Cindy Fitzgibbon, WFXT

and the legendary Mish Michaels

I’d say these are even the girls you bring home to mama (yes, I know most of these ladies are married so I’m saying someone like them). They’re really smart so that would also increase the chances my offspring didn’t grow up to be morons. There are quite a few reasons to want to marry one and here we go.

Think of sexy words that meteorologist get to say. Now think of all the innuendo that’s out there. For instance, instead of saying ‘G-Spot’ she’d call it the ‘Dew Point’. If I was married to one, we’d have some secret code words. Like if I screwed up she could say the dew point and then either say ‘not much chance of us reaching the projected dew point tonight’ or ‘great chance of us hitting the dew point tonight.’ depending if I was good enough to get sex or not.

If she starts talking about clouds and mentions the stratocumulus I could think she was making the sexy talk with me.

You can play games like ‘hide the barometer’ and ‘Save the Ozone’

and if a female anchor can ask a male meteorologist after a less than expected storm ‘Where’s that 8 inches you promised me?’ I will be able to ask ‘Are you wet and warm like the weather?’ bada bing!

Alright folks, if any of you know Danielle Niles let me know.